What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is your best gay fantasy?

Live and Let Die

-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

What are some healthy ways to start losing weight without risking starvation mode or extreme food restriction?

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is an easy way to get your driver's license?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How do I get over a long-term relationship breakup?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

I like this guy and his personality is AMAZING. He’s everything I want EXCEPT I’m not 100% attracted to him. I’ve dated some really hot guys and I’m wondering if that’s ruined dating for me? What do I do?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

A View to a Kill

What are the best examples of reverse psychology?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do I feel sleepy after massage?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What are the reasons behind Europeans preferring to visit third world countries over taking holidays in their own continent?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Diamonds Are Forever

My grandmother deeded me her house before she passed last year. Her son still lives there refusing to move. What steps should I take to have him removed?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s